Can we talk about Joe Biden’s face? And Bernie Sanders’s heart attack? And Elizabeth Warren’s honey blond hair? And Donald Trump’s unnatural hue?
Can we talk about the senior citizens running for president?
Trump and three leading Democratic challengers are all septuagenarians, and there’s not enough hair dye or spray tan in the world to cover up that fact. They may be smart; they may be experienced but — sorry, boomers — 70 is not the new 50.